A couple of weeks ago, Avery was sitting on Eric's lap on the couch while he was relaxing and watching some TV before he gave her evening bath. Avery was facing him and hugging him and being silly because she wanted his attention to focus on her instead of on the television.
All the sudden she says, "Daddy! It's 'gina verse penis!" and begins to give her very loving father what can only be described as a lap dance. It was one of those moments where the adults in the room (myself and Eric) just froze not sure how to diffuse the situation. Eric lifted her off his lap, the two of us bit our lips to keep from bursting out laughing and we moved on with our evening.
We look forward to embarrassing her with this story when she is much older.